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Issue #15-10-06
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Carolyn Protacio-Umali –  "I just want to let you know that I appreciate the Som Tum newsletters that you send me regularly. I never thought that graduating from T&T's TEFL course would open doors for me in, of all places, Manila! When the owners of the school saw my beautiful TEFL certificate and the course grade that I got, they hired me on the spot! I hope I can find the time off from my teaching schedule to enroll in the Advanced Skills TEFL Diploma course. I'm really interested in it. – cprotacio@yahoo.com

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NEWSLETTER CONTENTS
(Click to go to the section of interest to you,
but check out every one!)

*THE WORK SECTION
News flashes, information about money opportunities, jobs, visas,
 Thailand cities, our trainers, course directors and training locations,
working in Thailand and other countries, invaluable EFL/ESL teaching tips,
recognitions and awards, lesson plans, activities, and much, much more


*THE PLAY SECTION
Serialized stories, essays, poems, fun things to do in various countries,
 funny teaching experiences, personal contributions by teachers, hot jokes, and more

*THE GETTING ACQUAINTED SECTION*
Is teaching overseas for you?
Everything you need to know, right from the "horse's mouth"!!

*THE GETTING RE-ACQUAINTED SECTION*
  (For all alumnae, of course!)

Get back in touch with your friends and classmates!
 

THE WORK SECTION:



... no, teaching is not really this rough!

News FLASHES !!

1.  We've done it! Our new M.E. Advanced Skills TEFL Diploma Course is available right now!! 25% - 50% Discount on course fees Click here for fees information. Places are filling fast! Check the schedule here. Maximize your earnings forever! TEYL, TOEFL, IELTS, TOEIC, ESP: Available nowhere else. You will learn to teach all of these courses and more in just a very short period of dedicated time.

2. GORGEOUS CHIANGMAI! Where to go, what to do, what to see and the fascinating history of one of Thailand's oldest and most magical cities! (A great place to do your TEFL course, too.)

3.  TED TUCKER goes home to Phuket!
Having done an outstanding training job for us in Bangkok, Ted now goes home to Phuket to conduct our training there. Want to learn with a great trainer in a great beach location? Ted is your man! Read more about Ted and his love for phuket by visiting one of his several web sites: http://www.phuketdelight.com.

4.  GET A JOB! Huge teacher shortage in Thailand, right now. Even teacher training academies find themselves short of teachers: If you are qualified and wish to teach in Thailand full-time or part-time, contact: Bangkok, Chris: chris@langserv.com; Pattaya, Corey: corey@langserv.com; Chiangmai, Moz: moz@langserv.com; and Phuket: leigh@langserv.com. And if you are not qualified, you need to hurry and  enroll now!

  1. EXTRA MONEY you can earn during until 15 November!!!! (Now you can DOUBLE your bonus!)
  2. Meet the World with Ted Tucker! One of our other TEFL course trainers in Bangkok (now in Phuket!) shows why his trainees gain such a broad experience in life through taking the course.
  3. What is our course all about? The origin and development of our flagship TEFL course, and how our imitators and other providers have to offer "candy" to get enrollees. Do they really care about the effectiveness of your training? Read only if you want to become a popular and successful teacher, and if you want to maximize earnings for your teaching efforts.
  4. MAGNIFICENT PATTAYA! If you think Pattaya is only about nightlife, think again! There is an almost endless assortment of things to do, for singles and families alike....
  5. What I do and How I Help with Training in Pattaya From the T'n'T, Pattaya TEFL Course Director, Mr Corey McKenzie
  6. I Train the Pattaya Teachers! – Our outstanding "people person" trainer, Mr David Solomon, tells how he produces so many successful and well-employed teachers!
  7. Keith Jackaman's Training Story: Why my TEFL Trainees Make Good Teachers! Our mild- mannered Bangkok trainer, Mr Keith Jackaman, tells why he is so popular and successful
  8. My Most Memorable Teaching Experience: The Student Hugged Me! by TEXT-AND-TALK Academy founder James Parmelee.
  9. Luxury Around the Mountains: Beautiful Chiangmai! "Moz" and Khun Aom make sure that you have fun and enjoy success in every way living around the mountains of Chiangmai
  10. Our Training Class Schedule Four really beautiful training locations!
  11. GUARANTEED JOB! Right here in Thailand
  12. WHAT IS OUR TRAINING LIKE, AND HOW DOES IT WORK? Recent T&T graduates tell it like it is, in their own words....
  13. Famous First Days! From www.ajarn.com: Veteran teachers' first day of class
  14. Fixing Cambodia: The Three-Year Itch: When Exotic Cambodia goes wrong, and How to Fix it by Peter Hogan.
  15. TEFL Training in Phuket by our T'n'T, Phuket TEFL Course Director, Mr Paul Camilleri
  16. The Job of your Choice  (Thailand and everywhere else): Where it is, what it pays, what it requires and how to get it. Hundreds of choices!
  17. Teaching EFL/ESL in Taiwan or Japan  Check out the new jobs in August!
  18. How we Find our Corporate Teaching Work for Text 'n' Talk – April 2006, by Matthew Levett
  19. A Complete Summary of our Course
Tips and Aids Invaluable teaching tips taken directly from our TEFL Course materials, and found nowhere else on the Web!
  1. Building Student Confidence in the Teacher. A teacher is never lacking in students if he or she has their confidence at all times. This is not so hard if you are a trained teacher to begin with. However, to instill confidence in others you must first instill it in yourself. Here is how to do that!
  2. The First Day of Class by James Parmelee. Getting acquainted with your students and discovering their problems and objectives. What to do before and during your first class, and how to proceed afterwards.
  3. How to Teach 'em and Keep 'em! by James Parmelee. Adapted from Module 6 of our TEFL Course. To be a successful teacher, you need to have students, and keep your students in order to maximize earnings. Here are the tips for doing that.
  4. Solving the Tag Question Dilemma once and for all! by James Parmelee. From Module 3 of our TEFL Course
  5. Diagnosing the TLG by James Parmelee. Adapted from Module 3 of our TEFL Course. To be a great teacher, you need to learn what your group's English problems are even before you begin teaching them!
  6. The Magic in Questioning Want to make sure your students are really learning at all times? Here's the right way to ask and find out! Adapted from Module 6 of our TEFL Course by James Parmelee.
  7. Tips for Teaching Children. By our own Pattaya TEFL Course trainer, Mr David Solomon. Of course, you need training (maybe a lot of it) to teach children professionally, but here are some tips that will give you a good beginning until you can do our course.
  8. Tools to Dispel Confusion by James Parmelee. From Module 5 of our TEFL Course crucial word-building and vocabulary instruction for EFL and ESL learners
  9. The Teacher's Checklist! by James Parmelee. From Module 4 of our TEFL Course How to know when you've taught a great lesson. April, 2006
  10. Our TEFL Course Contents: What makes our training – and teacher confidence – the industry best!
  11. Have an original tip of your own? Share it with us here!
Special Recognitions and Announcements:
  1. Trainer of the Month: Chiangmai's Brooke Barker! Twenty-six TEFL classes. Count 'em!  TEXT-AND-TALK Academy's one and only Brooke Barker has now finished training a total of 26 TEFL classes for us, producing many hundreds of happy and well-employed EFL teachers in the process. Now, with his kind, patient and helpful teaching approach, Brooke is successfully instructing our world-renowned TEFL course in just 4 weeks! Who could do it better? Or so quickly? Here's to Brooke our deserving Trainer of the Month, for September and October, 2006!
  2. Outstanding graduates, 1 September-15 October, 2006!
  3. Thailand's Great King Bhumibol Adulyadej celebrates 60 Years on the throne!
  4. NEW!!! Our Upgrade and Refresher TEFL Course! Up to 50% off our regular TEFL Course fee! Rusty? Jaded? This is a great chance to do an affordable TEFL Refresher Course. Want to learn everything that was missing in the course you did? Then upgrade now, affordably! Or tired of teaching the same old courses for the same low pay? Then learn to teach them all for TOP PAY through our new M.E. Advanced Skills TEFL Diploma Course. (There's a nice special discount for you, too!) Click here.

THE PLAY SECTION:


  1. Literature: This issue: Mystery of the Disappearing DOS, Part VII. What a waste! Iggie finds Khun Wan dead in a large pool of blood, nearly passes out and finds he has been caught by Father Silvio, the man he suspects is one of the ringleaders of a powerful paedophile gang operating out of his own school. The danger to himself is very real. Who can he find, though, who will help him? Is he putting his girlfriend in danger too? Rick and "Bik" have not turned up again. Are they safe? Maybe the Thai Interpol agent at the American Embassy will help. He has a "plan" to break up the gang, but will it work? Find out here! A new segment each month, and a chance to read all previous installments!
  2. Three Clergymen and a Bear: Yet another clerical competition!
  3. Essay: How to achieve world peace by Professor Truth: Blasphemers! Religionists and Moral Guardians. This one is long, because it's not easy to achieve world peace, and it's impossible to achieve it if religions don't unite. This is the truth, if you're ready for it. Have a long leisurely read, then do your part...
  4. Weird is what it was: My First Day on the Job! by our TEFL Course graduate, John Spragg.
    The Pastor's Ass.... Oh, the problems with those good intentions!
  5. You'll laugh right off your bench! There are times when the judge must definitely say, "Silence in the Court!"
  6. THE TOMATO SALESMAN. How to make a fortune without e-mail(?)....
  7. The Great Religious Debate. What happens when a Rabbi debates a Pope? Funny stuff!
  8. The Cost of Kids. If you're tired of being single and want to raise a family, or if you already have kids and wonder sometimes if it's all worth it, here's the answer in dollars and cents right here!
  9. The latest right-on joke! This issue: "Subject: New Stud Rooster", a real rooster chase, as passed along to us by Bob Brooks ...Never underestimate the competitor!
  10. The weirdest teaching experience of my career! This issue "He Taught me to Play Golf" by Clyde Haumann. April, 2006
  11. Where to go crazy in ....! Find our where to go. We are all dedicated teachers, but we have to have fun in our free time, too! This issue: Crazy Fun TEFL Training in Phuket! by Mr Paul Camilleri
  12. Too good to miss... Something beautiful! Have a look...
  13. Show off your own writings!! Your own original article, joke, essay, poem or story can be published right here, copyright yours at all times. (Keep it clean, entertaining and reasonably short, please.)
THE GETTING-ACQUAINTED SECTION:


  1. We'll Help you Get your Visa – Fast! Get long-term legal before you arrive! by Mr Leigh Richards
  2. The Student Hugged Me! by TEXT-AND-TALK Academy founder, James Parmelee
  3. The Truth about our Remarkably Successful TEFL Course! The origin and development of our flagship course, and how other Thailand providers have to offer "candy" to get enrollees. Do they really care about the effectiveness of your training? Read only if you want to become a popular and successful teacher, and if you want earnings appropriate to your efforts.
  4. Learning grammar: Why is knowing a bit of grammar important to you as a teacher? Well, no sane person wants to teach grammar, right? The funny thing is you've got to know grammar pretty darn well in order to avoid doing so! (This means you need to explain grammatical things very quickly, very efficiently and very well.) Let's find out if we can help you learn what you still need to bone up on. How high can you score? Take The TEXT-AND-TALK Academy Grammar Quiz now! Did you do well? If not, we can help you in a very short time to learn all of that and much more, when you take our TEFL Course!
  5. Teaching Asian students? Why our course is best for you!
  6. Thailand: Get the facts – Learn how to make a living and be happy here!
  7. Graduates thank us for our care. An unsolicited endorsement from Mr Ian Miller, trained at our Chiangmai Academy
  8. Living abroad is no big hardship! Here's a lot of help and advice
  9. Make an important difference in the world! Get properly trained, help your students really learn, and enjoy the fun!
THE GETTING RE-ACQUAINTED SECTION:



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Let us help!
If you are a graduate of our TEFL for Target Learner Groups Course and are out of contact with one or more of your classmates, just send an e-mail to Mr Leigh Richards (leigh@langserv.com), and we will post your message right here! (And... if we know his or her e-mail address, we will also put the two of you in touch again!)

Friends for life, right?
And why not!

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