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TESOL Certificate Training for Teaching English Abroad: Thailand 
New Stud Rooster!  A
farmer went out one day
and
bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster
struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart,
time for you to retire."
The
old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't
you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The
young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over."
The
old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The
young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a
chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a
head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. 
Moral
of this story?
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - Age, skill and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
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