Did you know that.....
(A modern version of Kipling's If)

• If you can start the day without caffeine,
• If you can get going without pep pills,
• If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
• If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
• If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
• If you can take criticism without resentment,
• If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
• If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
• If you can conquer tension without medical help,
• If you can relax without liquor,
•  If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
  

  Then You Are Probably... 

The Family Dog!

ENROLL NOW!